Friday, October 5, 2007

The Idiot That Takes Most of My Money II

I have a new apartment. My landlord is not the brightest. It is the first of the month and I realize that I do not know how to pay my rent, as my landlord has never told me. I would assume that he would like to get paid and would have told me, however, he must be independently wealthy. I talked to the other three tenants and they also are confused as to how to pay rent. I called my landlord on behalf of all four of the residents, and he said that he would show up later to collect payment.
Late is a good word to describe my landlord, very late might be better. At 1:47a.m. I heard a knock on my door. It was exactly 1:47a.m., and my landlord was at the door, he had awoken me from a very deep and pleasant slumber. I was annoyed. At 1:47a.m. my landlord had come to collect rent, and also wanted to check the new oven that he had just bought for my apartment. Rude is another good word to describe my landlord, very rude might be better. I left him in my kitchen to check the oven and went back to bed, next month he can come at a reasonable time or not at all.